Biography

Sam "Mayday" Malone

A Former Major Leaguer, my career ended with a drinking problem that I eventually kicked. I played for the Boston Red Sox, as a pitcher, and you might remember me by the name "Mayday Malone" and my pitch called the Slider of Death. I currently own a bar called cheers, where everybody knows your name. People call me a womanizer, but I prefer being called a genuine gentleman with a great physique and amazing hair that cannot be refused. Number 16 on the field but number 1 in your hearts. I'm here to connect you with the latest clothing and accessories to help you step your game up, so you can fill your black book up and get that "Rebecca Howe" of your dreams.

-Sammy

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